(Five) Day(s) Late, and a Dollar Short

Gaah! I meant to hop on the NaBloPoMo wagon, and totally forgot. And here it is, the fifth already! Anyhow. Will start five days late, and isn’t that just so completely typical?

R.I.P. Meme is on its way, I’ve jotted down all the least offensive things about me, and will begin to express them lyrically very soon. Promise.